Couple perks about working for me/SporeStack LLC (which I own outright): 1. You can defend yourself. Bring your Glock, your AR-15 into work. Just be mindful of people taking it and using it against you. Conceal or open, whatever is best for you. 2. You can speak your mind. I don't care if you're racist, sexist, transphobic, or whateverphobic. As long as you can talk to other people respectfully and don't mind open debate, you'll fit in. 3. You want to work hard. I mean, maybe deep down you're lazy, but part of you feels bad about that and wants to work hard. 4. There's no healthcare, so you'll feel like taking care of yourself. 5. You can get paid in cryptocurrency. How cool is that? 6. I cook dinners on Sunday. If you work for me, you're invited. 7. You don't need a college degree. In fact, I'll probably think higher of you if you don't. 8. If you play foosball and work in the office, I'll buy a nice foosball table. And possibly beat you ever time with my 25MPH left handed shots. 9. You can wear your Make America Great Again hat to work. You can also wear a Bernie Bros T-shirt, but you'll probably get laughed at. 10. You won't have any confusion come tax time about your shares, because you won't have any. It's all mine and I'm not sharing it! Salary is negotiable, along with currency and location.